February 2012
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Nothing says “fun” like the arrival of your period when you’re trying to fall asleep.
I hate my life.
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We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
apriki:
omg you crazy frenchman i just want to take you out to a post hangover brunch and stare at your academy award winning face over croissants
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
The next oldest actor to win an Oscar will be...
The Presenter, starring Robert Downey Jr.
Best Documentary 2013 Oscar Nomination
Things I have learned about the Oscars solely by...
hayley0614:
italktosnakes:
becausebrainyisthenewsexy:
Harry Potter didn’t win.
Nobody can find Benedict Cumberbatch.
LOL! Pretty much.
and RDJ stays as god as always
joshishollywood:
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
Perfect tags.
ryan seacrest: who are you wearing?
me: this is a raven baxter original.
Yes, that’s very confusing for them. If they ask me to do a spell I’ll usually...
– Daniel Radcliffe, on if children ever assume he can do magic (x)
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Spoiler Alert.
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
best actress: gary oldman
best actor: gary oldman
best picture: gary oldman
best director: gary oldman
best makeup: gary oldman
best in the world: gary oldman
#best hide and seeker: benedict cumberbatch
E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST
my 2012 election slogan
powerlesbian:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”